Ali Velshi:

This guy has the perfect ROUND head it seems (alienish like attribute), which recently got overwhelmed with NEW words like "TOXIC ASSETS" - and all the other info his research team has to fit in there.

He talks way too fast for a NORMAL human (another alienish like attribute) and kept his position as Chief Business Correspondent, by interviewing Tim Geithner. The questions though were NOT suited for an INTERVIEW with the TREASURY SECRETARY.

Suze Orman:

Have you ever heard Suze Orman speak: does it feel like a repetition of the same thing in every sitting, in every interview, in every infomercial?

Quite honestly, her Tan and Bright white teeth (seems like someone took a white brush to her mouth) - scare the bajezzes out of me and also seem to be alienish of sorts. Her message though is of COMMON sense; which seems to lacking in both the ELITE (in you're face Reps) and NOT-SO-FORTUNATE (in you're face dems).

I wonder if MIB (Men in Black) was redone (like every other movie these days) would point to these TWO as ALIEN CREATURS vs Michael Jakson and J's Math teacher.

BTW if you end up buying products that either of these "SEMI-HUMANS" have to offer, let me know what was it that you could not have figured out on your own.